Committee man Jack of the" Open Circle " has tonight told me Vice - President Phil Spillane of an incident which happened recently in the church, and he is considering resigning so he can have a go back at this person.
Speculation is rife on what happened. I have it on good authority that our Jack was called a nasty word, the "P"word in fact, at the recent Open Circle . Yes he was called a "PILLOCK".
This has brought Jack into a depression, so much in fact, that he did not attend the demonstration on Saturday night as this person might have been there.
All the church can say is "THANK YOU JANE FOR MAKING US LAUGH WHEN JACK TOLD US!
SO COME ON JANE BEST MAKE A COMMENT!!!!!!!!!!
8 comments:
What, a scandal at Park Grove.
Sort it out Jack!
Don't resign.vote Labour.!
Maybe there were too many "Spirits" around.
Definitions of pillock on the Web:
a stupid or annoying person; simpleton; fool
Etymology: The origin of pillock is believed to go back to the 16th century meaning
Just to clarify
It should be noted for the record that it was an Elizabethan ancestor of mine who decided to use this term for me from spirit ....obviously he was using a term/language that I would understand from his time.
And it's use certinally helped raise a few laughs and vibration of the open circle
As Regards Saturday night - I had to attend a "greate circle" which invloved 20,000 believers praying to heaven and doing their best to raise the spirits...
of the Welsh footbal team
who won 2 - 0 against Lichtenstein
See you Thursday - posssibly!
J :)
Jack williams is a pillock
Posting this on this blog has been a slog but now we (yes that is the royal we ie Philip and I) have almost mastered the technology watch out.
Firstly the pillock business has taught me the meaning of personal responsibility. Thanks to all concerned.
Secondly The Hills Have Eyes has not yet seen his picture but no doubt he will sue when he does.
Thirdly you keep calling them the curry girls but I think of them as the Italian job.
Well done Jane, or should I say Your Majesty
If you looked at the top post it calls them "THE THREE RECEIPES"
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